I am the Doctor

jethrocane:

moderndonjuan:

mattsmths:

jethrocane:

a man steals a painting from a museum and puts it in the back of his van

he drives for three miles before he inevitably slows down and gets out, credit card and empty gas container in hand

the police come up and ask him “what are you doing? this is an arrest!”

he looks at them and says

“I need more Monet to buy Degas to make this Van Gogh!”

this is the final straw im leaving tumblr

he only did it because he had nothing Toulouse

marry me

(via bellegerant)

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